Children...Don't We Love Them!
The
child was a typical four-year-old girl -- cute,
inquisitive, bright as a
new penny. When she expressed difficulty in
grasping the concept of marriage,
her father decided to pull out his wedding photo
album, thinking visual images would help. One
page after another, he pointed out the bride
arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding
ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc.
"Now do you understand?" he asked.
"I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to
work for us?"
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Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
clearing the driveway before it has stopped snowing.
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"There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has
it,"
-Chinese Proverb.
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Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.
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I asked Mom if I was a gifted child ... she said they certainly
wouldn't have paid for me
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Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every
effort to teach them good manners.
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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for
word what you shouldn't have said.
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The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself
that there are children more awful than your own.
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We child proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in!
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You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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And, last but least ... Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your
nursing home.
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Proverb: There would be few problems with children if they had to
chop wood to keep the television set going.